The winds be a changing…
A cursed “cauldron brewed” Bay Rum, beard and body balm. Spice infused Laurel leaves float atop a mysterious sea of barrel aged rum, charred white oak, and cocoa. . Whether you set out by land, or by sea, you’ll soon be able to pinch this pearlescent booty for your body. So get your grubby rookers ready to grab a Black Pearl and ride the winds to wherever they may carry you…but be thee forewarned; this precious potion is known to rouse buoyant passions that may vex the uninitiated.
*Currently backordered, but while ye wait, please note that all Soins de Vous beard & body balms aargh produced solely with the finest of natural ingredients: cold pressed butters & oils, scented liberally with the essentials. Well tried, yet never tested on animals–excepting those cagey lab rats, working tirelessly on secretive and novel unguents; Oh we, the lucky few, who shall be amongst the first to dip, dab, smear, slather, sniff, smell, rub, lather and endure the ooh’s and ahh’s of adulation.