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Black Pearl Teaser Tin

Black Pearl

The winds be a changing…

Black Pearl Teaser Tin

A cursed “cauldron brewed” Bay Rum, beard and body balm. Spice infused Laurel leaves float atop a mysterious sea of barrel aged rum, charred white oak, and cocoa. . Whether you set out by land, or by sea, you’ll soon be able to pinch this pearlescent booty for your body. So get your grubby rookers ready to grab a Black Pearl and ride the winds to wherever they may carry you…but be thee forewarned; this precious potion is known to rouse buoyant passions that may vex the uninitiated.

*Currently backordered, but while ye wait, please note that all Soins de Vous beard & body balms aargh produced solely with the finest of natural ingredients: cold pressed butters & oils, scented liberally with the essentials. Well tried, yet never tested on animals–excepting those cagey lab rats, working tirelessly on secretive and novel unguents; Oh we, the lucky few, who shall be amongst the first to dip, dab, smear, slather, sniff, smell, rub, lather and endure the ooh’s and ahh’s of adulation.

*props to the O.O.A.G.

Be ye friend, or be ye foe?

Be ye friend, or be ye foe?

While many who seek to posess the Black Pearl be more lone wolf than eager beaver, we're pleased that you've chosen to join our crew…and if ye not be liken’ it, you’re free to walk the plank!

We humbly accept and honor your parley request.

Thumbs up, or Thumbs down?

Nero was known to get carried away by his craze for popularity, but have no fear of being thrown to the lions, no matter how much we love to welcome new citizens we promise you won't get burned!

Caesar the merciful! See, we're already off to a good start!