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Black Pearl

The winds be a changing…


A cursed “cauldron brewed” Bay Rum, beard and body balm. Spice infused Laurel leaves float atop a mysterious sea of barrel aged rum, charred white oak, and cocoa.

Whether you set out by land, or by sea, you’ll soon be able to pinch this pearlescent booty for your body. So get your grubby rookers ready to #GrabABlackPearl and ride the winds, wherever they may carry you.


Black Pearl – 30 ml Beard/Body Balm $24~

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Black Pearl – 30 ml Beard/Body Balm

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…be thee forewarned; this precious potion is known to rouse buoyant passions that may vex the uninitiated.

Ingredients: Illipe Butter (Shorea Stenoptera), Kokum Butter (Garcinia Indica), Mango Butter (Mangifera Indica), Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii), Moroccan Argan Oil (Argania Spinosa), Apricot Oil (Prunus Armeniaca), Grapeseed Oil (Vitis Vinifera), Castor Oil (Ricinus Communis), Cocoa Butter (Theobroma Cacao ), Beeswax (Cera Alba), Australian Golden Lanolin, Levigated Nanometer Pearl, Activated Charcoal, and Essential Oils.

*Cold pressed butters & oils. Well tried, yet never tested on animals–excepting these cagey lab rats, working tirelessly on secretive and novel unguents; Oh we, the lucky few, who shall be amongst the first to dip, dab, smear, slather, sniff, smell, rub, lather and endure the ooh’s and ahh’s of adulation.


*props to the O.O.A.G.

Be ye friend, or be ye foe?

Be ye friend, or be ye foe?

While many who seek to posess the Black Pearl be more lone wolf than eager beaver, we're pleased that you've chosen to join our crew…and if ye not be liken’ it, you’re free to walk the plank!

We humbly accept and honor your parley request.

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Nero was known to get carried away by his craze for popularity, but have no fear of being thrown to the lions, no matter how much we love to welcome new citizens we promise you won't get burned!

Caesar the merciful! See, we're already off to a good start!

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